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bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

(via pizza)

April 17th, 2014 // 26,980 notes
cumsock:

she dead

pussyclestroyer:

fight 

image

(via unsmokable)

April 17th, 2014 // 72,388 notes

brigette-rose:

catch a falling nugget put it in your pocket save it for a hungry day

(via encourage)

April 17th, 2014 // 37,419 notes

kushdrinker:

how to give a handjob:

1. grab boner mid-shaft

2. pump until confetti is released

3. party

(via lohanthony)

April 17th, 2014 // 81,500 notes

souljapayne:

that selfie looked better on my phone: the novel

(via hi)

April 17th, 2014 // 138,277 notes

sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

(Source: 23jan, via intensional)

April 17th, 2014 // 477,340 notes