Month 3 in year 2014.
fuck you, i’m having pie every day for the rest of the month.
A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.
Suddenly, Lorraine died.
At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”
i’m done with this website
people can bitch about pharrell all they like but there’s no denying that happy is perhaps one of the most uplifting songs ever created
*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.
whenever i see these post-apocalyptic films set in the USA where everyone is pretty much just killing each other with no mention of other nations i always just assume that the rest of the world is fine and has learnt how to resume life as normal